girlprowess.

"i’m testing this right now"

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 08:49:18 -0700

“i’m testing this right now”

Give It to Me! (via Z!KeepeR)

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:52:46 -0700

Give It to Me! (via Z!KeepeR)

♥

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:07:23 -0700

♥

"Absence is to love as wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and kindles the great."

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 13:40:00 -0700

““Absence is to love as wind is to fire; It extinguishes the small and kindles the great.””

- Comte de Bussy-Rabnutin

baby got back.

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:15:00 -0700

Hi. Didn’t think about this place for awhile. Then I ran into this. I don’t know what, why, who, or how but I do know…well I guess I don’t know when either.

Such wacky people out there.

Fashion inspiration of the moment. YSL Colorblock dress, now...

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:48:00 -0700

Fashion inspiration of the moment. YSL Colorblock dress, now only $4,150 at Bergdorf’s. Get yours while supplies last.

Yes.

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:47:00 -0700

Yes.

god i love this woman.

Thu, 22 May 2008 09:49:00 -0700

Hi, Lubucia,just want to tell you a few suggestions for your trip, remember you are NOT going by yourself,it’s mean, compromise,compromise,compromise, don’t get this attitude, ” why should I…,why not he…,remember,if it not for him,you would go at all, Canada is not Europe and not Latin America,be very carefull,don’t have this faulse security,that there are two of you,it’s same danger,as being by yourself,you are going to C. not to see nightlife,it’s better in S.F.,if he doesn’t want to go to some club,don’t go,and most of all,remember,the main
reason to travel,it’s enjoy this time, be relax,be positive, take a lot of picturesand realy,realy enjoy yout trip

Love you,your mother

Clearly Canada is very much the enemy here. I had no idea. Why is Iran even on our international radar, when we have CANADA to worry about??? Perhaps she thinks I’m about to face an Into the Wild situation… in downtown Vancouver.

By the way, who goes to Canada for clubbing?? Apparently not my mother, ‘cause she’s totally down with the S.F. clubbing scene. She loves the nightlife. She loves to boogie.

so wrong. on so many levels.

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 15:12:00 -0700

This weekend I went over to see Russian Jewish Mama for some real food. The rest of the week I survive on candy and cheese.

Anyway, we were watching a very intellectually stimulating episode of E! Channel’s “Top 25 Sexiest Las Vegas Professions.” I forget which number it was, but being a stripper aerobics instructor was included.

RJM: (as girl in hot pants and fishnets attempts to gyrate on-screen) VHY?? Vhat iz so SEXEE about diz? Vhat about hoo yoo are, vhat yoo doo, hoo yoo know…not diz shaking your booby.

Me: NO. DO NOT SAY THIS.

RJM: Oh I say rong? Shaking your BOH-bee? Shaking your bobby? No sexee. SLEEZE!

Me: (traumatized)

And scene.

nerd.

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:38:00 -0700

I just did stuff to my HTML. That doesn’t sound even the slightest bit naughty. Like I went into the Dashboard and fiddled around with some numbers and those [- blahblah -] thingies. When I hit refresh, things looked slightly different. Whoa. I’ll try not to let all this power go straight to my head.

Does anyone know how to add stuff? Can you show me how or email me instructions? I’m not sure what kind of stuff I’m looking for but I’ll know it when I see it.

Buenos Aires: Bohemians-in-Exile

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:06:00 -0700

Oh Buenos Aires. I will cry for you. I so want to be back, wandering your streets, riding your unbearably sweltering subtes, with even hotter passengers. We stayed in Palermo Soho, the neighborhood featured in this slide show, walking up and down Hondurus Street countless times. Seeing a couple like this was completely normal. Buenos Aires is very romantic, in-your-face passionate and quirky. One of the coolest, most eclectic places I’ve been. Enjoy!

New York Times slideshow.

"Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to..."

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:19:00 -0700

“Travelling is like flirting with life. It’s like saying, ‘I would stay and love you, but I have to go; this is my station.’”

- Lisa St. Aubin de Terán

Almost the same. A few things have been thrown off but I’m...

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:14:00 -0700

Almost the same. A few things have been thrown off but I’m workin’ to get back there…if only I still had that outfit. Handmade immigrant punk chic. Rock.

this is like my 2nd day blogging. if posting this is not legal, please don't sue me.

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 16:08:00 -0700

I don’t even know who this Loren Feldman guy is, other than maker of this hilarious video and the male, bald, scruffy-gruff equivalent of my Russian Jewish Mama. Beal Gate…he not Joo??? Reelly?? Oh, diz iz nooz.

Yeah, almost as big of news as when I told her Anderson Cooper is gay (allegedly. Please don’t sue me). REELLY??? Yes Ma, reelly.

People Who Should Be Jewish.

On the way to Neruda’s house in Chile, where the entire...

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:14:00 -0700

On the way to Neruda’s house in Chile, where the entire city of Valparaiso is like an outdoor gallery.