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leave a message and i'll call You back.

God keeps calling me and leaving messages on my work voicemail.

Sporadically over the past 5 years, I’ve gotten recorded messages in a male Hebrew voice. By the way, I get these messages only when I’m dating an Israeli guy. Maybe I become even more chosen through osmosis? Hm.

I got the latest one last night. I think God said something about Globalcom, so I googled it. Turns out to be a telecommunications company…with the motto of “A Higher Form of Communication.”

I have no idea what any of this means, but I better vacuum soon ‘cause my apartment is in no shape for holy visitors.