girlprowess.

so wrong. on so many levels.

This weekend I went over to see Russian Jewish Mama for some real food. The rest of the week I survive on candy and cheese.

Anyway, we were watching a very intellectually stimulating episode of E! Channel’s “Top 25 Sexiest Las Vegas Professions.” I forget which number it was, but being a stripper aerobics instructor was included.

RJM: (as girl in hot pants and fishnets attempts to gyrate on-screen) VHY?? Vhat iz so SEXEE about diz? Vhat about hoo yoo are, vhat yoo doo, hoo yoo know…not diz shaking your booby.

Me: NO. DO NOT SAY THIS.

RJM: Oh I say rong? Shaking your BOH-bee? Shaking your bobby? No sexee. SLEEZE!

Me: (traumatized)

And scene.