20th
There’s the one study that says women who have sex without condoms are less likely to be depressed because there’s some all-powerful cure-all chemical in semen. Great. L’Oreal should just package that right up.
Then there’s this latest one from Australia. It says depressed women are more likely than their happier counterparts to seek out lots of sex. Coupled sex, random sex, anytime, any place, anyone…make the hollow feeling in the pit of my stomach and bottom of my heart just go away. Happy girls get gardening and scrapbooking. One teensy emotional outburst during the last sales meeting and you’re headed for syphilis and the corner of 16th and Capp Street. P.S. I love the accompanying photo; the essence of Nomi Malone just wafts off the computer screen, n’est pas?

Okay. We’ve all been to a bar at 1:30 in the morning, yes? So this isn’t that shocking of news. On one hand it IS a little sad. We’re all just trying to find love dammit! On the other…whatever. How about you people stop studying us for a minute and go pick up some flowers instead? Thanks!