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baby got back.

Hi. Didn’t think about this place for awhile. Then I ran into this. I don’t know what, why, who, or how but I do know…well I guess I don’t know when either.

Such wacky people out there.

god i love this woman.

Hi, Lubucia,just want to tell you a few suggestions for your trip, remember you are NOT going by yourself,it’s mean, compromise,compromise,compromise, don’t get this attitude, ” why should I…,why not he…,remember,if it not for him,you would go at all, Canada is not Europe and not Latin America,be very carefull,don’t have this faulse security,that there are two of you,it’s same danger,as being by yourself,you are going to C. not to see nightlife,it’s better in S.F.,if he doesn’t want to go to some club,don’t go,and most of all,remember,the main
 reason to travel,it’s enjoy this time, be relax,be positive, take a lot of picturesand realy,realy enjoy yout trip

                          Love you,your mother

Clearly Canada is very much the enemy here. I had no idea. Why is Iran even on our international radar, when we have CANADA to worry about??? Perhaps she thinks I’m about to face an Into the Wild situation… in downtown Vancouver.

By the way, who goes to Canada for clubbing?? Apparently not my mother, ‘cause she’s totally down with the S.F. clubbing scene. She loves the nightlife. She loves to boogie.

so wrong. on so many levels.

This weekend I went over to see Russian Jewish Mama for some real food. The rest of the week I survive on candy and cheese.

Anyway, we were watching a very intellectually stimulating episode of E! Channel’s “Top 25 Sexiest Las Vegas Professions.” I forget which number it was, but being a stripper aerobics instructor was included.

RJM: (as girl in hot pants and fishnets attempts to gyrate on-screen) VHY?? Vhat iz so SEXEE about diz? Vhat about hoo yoo are, vhat yoo doo, hoo yoo know…not diz shaking your booby.

Me: NO. DO NOT SAY THIS.

RJM: Oh I say rong? Shaking your BOH-bee? Shaking your bobby? No sexee. SLEEZE!

Me: (traumatized)

And scene.

nerd.

I just did stuff to my HTML. That doesn’t sound even the slightest bit naughty. Like I went into the Dashboard and fiddled around with some numbers and those [- blahblah -] thingies. When I hit refresh, things looked slightly different. Whoa. I’ll try not to let all this power go straight to my head.

Does anyone know how to add stuff? Can you show me how or email me instructions? I’m not sure what kind of stuff I’m looking for but I’ll know it when I see it.